Slanguage™

Inside every pack is
a little piece of
nutsalicious™
slanguage™
just for you.

What’s slanguage™?

A witty, street-smart piece of slang- language to get you groovin’ for the day.

With a different pearl of wisdom in each pack - soon you’ll be testiculating in your next blamestorm in no time!

Slanguage™ examples to get you in the mood

404

Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message ‘404 Not Found’ meaning that the requested document could not be located.

TESTICULATING

Waving your arms around and talking crap.

BLAMESTORMING

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

ASSMOSIS

The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

MENTSH (YIDDISH)

An honorable, decent person, an authentic person, a person who helps you when you need help. Can be a man, woman or child.

COMBAT NAP

That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.